This dog is No Sniff Dog

It's expressions are worth a million words.

What a laugh!

Deductive Madness

Could it be ......you?

Laugh to Eternity

The status and plight of most of us can be amusingly explained by these cartoons.

Pensioners' Glee

 Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day Jenny and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

 So Jen called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home.. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age

Just in Jest

Archaeologists have found a rare fossil somewhere but would not disclosed its location. Apparently, it was in one of the South-east Asian nations. They were in agreement,however,  it was likely the fossil bones of a politician!

Times of Our Lives

Yes, we all did have a gala time meeting up for this dinner do at the Gold Dragon City Seafood Restaurant at Paramount Garden,Petaling Jaya yesterday night.

It was about one of the biggest 'small do' that we had with the attendance of  some 16 bosom friends. Those who attended included:

Man Lin
Swee Pin
Bala
Chee Kiang
Lee Kiang
Jenny Tan
Bernard Yeo
Gim Ooi
Saik Tat
Richard
Say Chuan
Kooi Ming,
Kwang Chye
Yau Kok
Ah Kew
Heng

We traded stories in 'overdrive mode' and it was a swell time to have the sweet moments of camaraderie as together, we reminisce the nostalgic days of yore at USM.

Here are some of the moments in pictures, courtesy of Yau Kok.

The Norman Rockwell Moments

As enumerated by David Vincent Gilbert.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

Will Malaysia think about this seriously?